LETTER: He who must not be named

Editor: I always look forward to finding a copy of your fine paper in our mailbox each week…and enjoy reading it while relaxing in my easy chair with our cat perched on my lap.

Since I’m an aging senior, I can’t help but check out the obits to keep track of friends’ and acquaintances’ comings and “goings.”

As we all know, distressing world news and affairs, combined with the insanity of the leader of our southern neighbour (I can’t stand to say his name or see his image without choking), has led to some stress in our daily lives.

So I’d like to tell you about a beautiful dream I had the other night.

While perched on his porcelain throne down in Mar-A-Lago, a giant Florida sinkhole opened up below as he reached back to flush. Down, down, down he went, never to be seen or heard from again.

I woke up feeling more refreshed than I have in months. It wasn’t long before reality set in again with the realization that life must go on and hope for the better in the future.

Keep up the good work!

We’re looking forward to the next issue of The Voice.

By the way, I’m sure glad our new prime minister is not a convicted felon.

I’m thinking “MAGA Boy” should really consider getting rid of that ridiculous comb-over. It doesn’t go well with orange skin, and maybe it would relieve some of the pressure on his brain…if there is anything left to save.

Mike Houston

Chatham-Kent

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