Best speeding excuses of 2016

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You may think police have heard it all in terms of excuses for speeding.

You may be right.

The following statements are actual quotes that Chatham-Kent Police Service officers have received from drivers who were stopped for speeding:

  • “I have something wrong with my battery and I was trying to charge it fast.”
  • “I just washed my truck and I was trying to dry it off.”
  • “I was practicing my lines for a play and must have been pushing on the gas pedal.”
  • “The speedometer is in miles per hour and that’s why I was going 80 mph.”
  • “I am just keeping up with traffic (there was no other traffic around).”
  • “I had to pass the truck because it pulled out in front of me (no truck around).”
  • “I have a vibration in the car when driving at high speeds and I was trying to figure out what it was.”
  • “What 60 km/h zone?”
  • “This is an old car, there’s no way I could have been going that fast.”
  • “I’m not in a hurry, just late for an appointment.”

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